jayfluent:

The Motto YOLO Remix (YOTO You Only Tumblr Once) JayFluent

Just Having a little Fun, i saw a post and i was bored lmao

You already Know though (X2) 
You only Tumblr Once
That’s the motto Tumblr, Yoto
And we log on eryday erday erday
Like we sitting on our desk
Tumblr We don’t really play
Eryday Eryday eryda
fuck what anybody say
Can’t see em cause the dash in the way
Rebloggin Wussup

Tumblr mother fucker, dont hate me
24 hours a day, okay, thats eight threes
Rebloggind all the cute chicks
And I’m trolling on the bad pics
Just got a follower, but i dont mean to boast
But I’m clicking your heart
cause I’m liking your post
Damn, wait, is this a dream
but then i checked her age and damn she thirteen
I meme woops i mean “i mean”
I didnt mean to fiend
A girl thats thirteen
Damn I ain’t mean to stare though
Does that make me a pedo bear bro?
That aint even fair though
Cause she had big jugs with just her bare clothes

You already Know though (X2) 
You only Tumblr Once
That’s the motto Tumblr, Yoto
And we log on eryday erday erday
Like we sitting on our desk
TUmblr We don’t really play
Eryday Eryday eryda
fuck what anybody say
Can’t see em cause the dash in the way
Rebloggin Wussup

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heyfunniest:

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heyfunniest:

Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!

cognitivedissonance:

His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:

Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?

Barney Frank: No.

Interviewer: Why not?

Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?

Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it. 

Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?

rachelfershleiser:

I’m going to stare at this for the rest of the day. If your emails go unanswered, at least I have a really good excuse.

P.S. yaffle.tumblr.com made this and a zillion other animated GIFs that are super-awesome and if you don’t go follow right now, you’re a crazypants.

alicedubs:

SHUFFILIN

memecollection:

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